SEX!!!!

SEX!!
Right, now that i have your attention.....
What are you wearing.................?
Something nice............?
Slinky..............................?
I'm just kidding, I'm not a rapist. I'm an axe murderer.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...............
Moo?

Have fun children, out there on those cold wet nights, when you get all wet and have to strip of slowly in front of a mirror......................

That reminds me, i have a small Asian child bleeding to death in the back of my car..........

oooooook.... what was the point of that post?

Nothing, I just wanted to mess with your heads...............

ooooooooooooooooooooook....

that was creepy
speaking of which
Every time a mans nipple is squeezed, a midget is born

Hang on, if a midget is born, what happens to the deformed stork babies..?

i am frightened

huh? of what?

and cowman that is a good question...