Blond

Attention all freaks and geeks! Skullking has died! His hair blond! That's right kids, Skullking has dyed his hair blond! Sort of like artificial stupidity. Now, we must all rip on him unmercifully, for that is what we must do.
So, post your insults, slurs and generally anti-hair-dyed-blond remarks under here!
Be creative!
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No, i am not drunk.

lol, it was going to be white but my hair was too dark, they reckon in another couple of trys it will go white lolz

BLOND JOKES
A blond reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my
answers."

How about.....

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Yes i am a Dick-Head.

lolz,
btw why werent you at skul today? we missed you, i wasnt the same without you...

less pain and violence, i'm sure.

jk

lolz